The Republic of You Just Got Served is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.267 billion You Just Got Servedians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient You Just Got Servedian economy, worth a remarkable 2,202 trillion Servings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 214,477 Servings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. You Just Got Served's national animal is the Leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

You Just Got Served is ranked 274,643^rd in the world and 10,019^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.23 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.